Toilet Ka Jugaad Lyrics

Akshay Kumar, Vickey Prasad

Duniya chali Mars pe
Chand zameen pe bik rayo
Arey black and white se colour hua
Ab 3D mein sab dikh rayo

Duniya chali Mars pe
Chand zameen pe bik rayo
Black and white se colour hua
Ab 3D mein sab dikh rayo

Hazaron chadh gaye Everest ka pahaad
Hazaron chadh gaye Everest ka pahaad

Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab to toilet ka jugaad
O Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab to toilet ka jugaad

Kab tak lego tu pedon ki aad!
Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab to toilet ka jugaad
O Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab to toilet ka jugaad

Public mein bhardo laaj sharam
Sabhyata yahi shikhaye
Ghoonghat khencho pet tak
Baitho saari uthaaye…

Bhabhi nikli tadke tadke
Raste khade ladke rahe taad
Sunle kya nature ki pukaar

Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab to toilet ka jugaad
O Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab to toilet ka jugaad

Kab tak lego tu khambo ki aad
Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab toh toilet ka jugaad
O Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab toh toilet ka jugaad

Tourist dekhe kile aur mahal jo
Desh ki shaan badhaye
Hum toh samajh ke baap ka maal
Kone bhigo ke aaye

Baas maare ab apni virasat
Naash hua achar vichar
Tel dekh tu tel ki dhaar

O bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab toh toilet ka jugaad

Mehak rahi hai desh ki galiyan
Saans lena ho gayo muhaal
Swachh banega Bharat khud hi
Dekh le apne ghar ka haal

Nadi kinare baithega tu
Sab paani mein mil jayego
Wahi bahega nalkon se
Phir usko hi tu pee jayego

Haath mein leke izzat apni
Khada hai tu kyun maidaano mein
Dikhe koi jo dhar maarta
Rapat likha do tum thaano mein

Khule mein hai jo shaan agar toh
Dhoti pehan’na chhod de
Har cheez parampara nahi re pyaare
Aad tu lena chhod de
Aad tu lena chhod de
Aad tu lena chhod de

Mill kar mauka na sabhayta pe phaad*
Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab toh toilet ka jugaad
O Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab toh toilet ka jugaad

Kab tak lego tu pedon ki aad
Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab to toilet ka jugaad
O Bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
Ab to toilet ka jugaad