Total Lyrics Rawme Hooda

Paake chhod doon kise cheez ki greed konya
Batti bana teri salah ki saale manne need konya
Wo kissa dost jiske dost ke dukh mein peed konya
Tanne denda kaam par meri weed mein seed konya
Mere pen ke alawa manne kise se umeed konya
Jade dil mil ja ude likhan gaan ke fees konya

Haande jagah jagah jo jhukda jaat ka sheesh konya
Laagi chot isi ke dawa dua te relief konya
Dukh itna sa hi ibe maut ke sameep konya
Yade ki sunke ude boldi theek konya
Tu maange lift chal osdike ke seat konya

Teri tuchi harkatein jabbe teri meri greet konya
Yo haryana se yade gandane ki reet konya
Yade jod mein mile se body unme beef konya
Meri diary kahve chhod waste karan ti sheet konya

Meri joint family beech mein aaj lagbheet konya
Jab lagmaani raji romy hooda jeet konya
Dang dang pe log boli maare tere commercial geet konya
Kahve sheesha mera koi tere warga dheeth konya

Main seedha seedha gaunga gaamakar mind konya
Mere lekh samundar gehre kaan yade deep konya
Mere kamre mein adanga adanga clean hai neat konya
Manne raat ne sunni beate mere dore lead konya
I'm god aala kade mera peak konya
Splendor pe baith ja gori mere dore jeep konya

Main likhun wahi jo main deal karun
Main likhun wahi jo main feel karun
I go green I go green khud ne heal karun
Main likhun wahi jo main deal karun
Main likhun wahi jo main feel karun

Koi bina chhaat ke kise ne yade do ghar chahiye
Tu pooche star banan mein ke lage promoter chahiye
Re ek kamre ka ghar chhore ne motor chahiye
Advance ke maarde goli manne total chahiye

Jin mein khud gelya main baithun bas wo do pal chahiye
J cole ki aavegi call hooda vocal chahiye
Ib bhand ho liya mamla manne waffle chahiye
Tu pooche supna supna supna nobel chahiye
Haryana global chahiye humne na model chahiye

Thakk sa gaya hu laage manne hotel chahiye
Ek bottle chahiye ek naukar chahiye ek chaukar chahiye
Mere gaane hove chori manne locker chahiye
Kyun kise ke hath mein jodun manne na voter chahiye

Are khud thaan lange bojh hume na porter chahiye
Are udan tyi na yaar ne do par chahiye
Main serious honda jaun manne ek joker chahiye
Are koi bhi aao milan mulan na token chahiye
Ek jacket mere dhore sexy par ek bottom chahiye
Log kahve main thuku khoon manne cotton chahiye
Main sun lu khud ke gane jab manne cocaine chahiye

Mera number kar diyo dial je hip hoper chahiye
Main marun tisaaya hath ghadi ke doghad chahiye
Mutter museum dhareya jo wo manne khopad chahiye
Mera pehla balak shambhu nath manne daughter chahiye

Roadways aa gayi rohtak ki manne local chahiye
Neend proper chahiye purple chahiye har pal chahiye
Thodi halchal chahiye

Meri girlfriend ke babu ne chhora topper chahiye
Main bhaang ragad ke piya karun unhe sober chahiye
Mere lage talk saali baar baar mane copper chahiye
Ib roke ruke na foofa koi stopper chahiye

Main likhun waahe jo main deal karun
Main likhun waahe jo main feel karun
I go green I go green khud ne heal karun
Main likhun waahe jo main deal karun
Main likhun waahe jo main feel karun