Bhoot Banega Lyrics Muhfaad

Bhoot banega bhoot banega
Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega
Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega..

Oonch nich ka paapda
Kalamkaar ka faawda
Gurgaon ka majdoor tu
Apni hi kabar khod raha hai bawda

Ha bhai pinky chinal hai
Kya haal?
Suna hai tu pink se hi gaya laal
Bimari hai dimaag ki ya color blind hai?
Hare ganje ki jagah fooke peela maal..

Tujhe naapne ka shauk use nachne ka
Ghatiya aawaz mein mic pe paadne ka
Leak kiya gaana taki challenge na jeetu
Khauf dekho muhfaad se harne ka..

Muhfaad naam tujhko nahin khas laga?
Tujhe behn ke ghode ko ghaas laga
Tujhe laga tu kha gaya mujhe
Jab tere muh me lacheeli haddi wala maas rakha
Mera hath utha to kohram likha
Meri ankh jhuka de sareaam nigah
Fame hath ka hai mael khel bayein hath ka
Jahan hindi mein ek maharaj likha..

Ausat mein batau to hu bahut sakht main
Free fund teri lunga badhiya mausam hai
Kalamkaar se mile hai bhai ko paise
Par parchiyan kat rahi hai 64 pe..

Baje khali bartan gire tootke gilas
22 din inki kari mute thi awaz
Pehle bezzati ho gayi thi itni zayda
Dekhe aaina to khade dikhe jhooth ke khilaf..

Teri 32bit umar 16bit dimag
Dekh dog in the mirror cause b*tch I'm a god!
Gana baj raha hai jaise ye pandu baje the
Aur kya chal raha hai? Puchho mat maharaj!

Realkr$na to nikla ye naam ka
Harjas ne izzat duba di hai khamakha
Lanka jalayega raavan ki pavan putr nahi
Launda ye sant ram ka..

Kangali mein aata nahin geela mera
Sab fit par pech tha dheela tera
Peela rang mera favourite ho gaya
Jabse favrourite wrapper maine chheela tera..

Mere joote saaf tere moze stinky
Beef se kamayi hoti kitni din ki?
Smell beef kar leti hai topi iski
Tabhi 2 rupay mein soongheti hai topa pinky..

Ghoom muh chupa ke daal do do topi
Bante orignal hai yeh karke copy
Bolo na pinky tumhe makasam hai!
Gana leak karke artist kaise banogi?

Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega
Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega
Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega
Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega

Abey udta teer tujhe lene ka shauk
Har gana mera tere liye free giftshop
Bra pentie pehen ke bana video tu c.P me
Hip hop nahin bana tere liye tik tok..

Symphony bat karke music aata nahin
Tere hook tu akela khud gaata nahin
Tu banega bach?
Tera to abba bhi harmonium bajata nahin..

14 saal se tu aaj tak tu prove hi kar raha hai!
8 saal se dekh raha hu improve nahin kar raha hai
Adaton aur harkato ke madhyenazar
Tu pulling streeling mein bhi confuse hi kar raha hai..

Dare karu choose bolu truth
Sach hota ek baki multiple jhooth
Gawahiyan chhod ke aelaan laga karne
Jabse saale bikne lag gaye hai saboot..

Pani ka pani aur doodh ka doodh
Banta nahin sach kabhi jhooth pe jhooth
Muh pura khul raha nahi rapper banenge!
Spit karne se pehle babu ghutka thook!

Karu ct scan zarurat hai ilaaj ki
Kal ki breaking news sun le tu aaj hi
4 ulti seeti laga dunga peeche
Ghanta ghar pe bajega to rajouri tak awaz hogi..

Stop tere career ka "Aage chal"
March hai left right bhage chal
Bhot tej full teji mein raftaar pakad
Kadam aur karam dekh sar jhuka ke chal..

Teri baji khatam meri den hai
Likh mat hath chhodne pe aaya pen hai
Teri maa behen bandi me interest nahi
Abhinav mera dost hai vineeta meri behen hai..

Abe tu kahin se bhi krishn
Navjaat shishu ke shishn
Teri funsi ko karu bhale diss na
Par teri mardangi pe uthenge prashn!

Har bar bole jawab nahin dunga main iske baad
Fir dekhle ladu next ab kiske sath!
Tere baki gaane itne average
Tera naam hua emiway ki diss ke baad..

Chemical locha nahin kami hai akal ki
Du bhaari jawab teri batien hai halki
Tu militant war jagah se...
Written clear ho raha nahi bat kar raha hai physical ki...

Mai vo nice guy jo finish kare last
Green day hai roz mera maal phooku best
Tune chilamein jalayi koi mila nahin bhola
Bhandi me fookne ka khud diya fact..

Tu badhiya likhta hai till you make some noise
Dimag hai mehnati khachri voice
Dooba ke main mar dunga machhli ko iss
Par ye bani hai rubber ki.. Used nakli toys
It's her choice!

Lets play! Spacebar
Antariksh ke paar, adrishya bar
Chhape ishtehaar, bane rapper rishtedar
Maheene ki kishtein 5 kalamkaar ki list me 4
Meme bnao ispe aaj..

News to yar ye har bar hi breaking hai
Ke karu lyrical break dance bane lyrical breakdowns
Mai sabke dekhta hu par main fan afaik ka hu
Sicko mode on bhale karo na viral
Muh pe chadha jo aajkal sabke mask wo face ka hu..

B*tch I am Guarav Paul, character original
Kakarot bardock sab hai fictional
6 kills name taken 7
Akela ladunga kyuki all fights are personal!

Chauda mat ho gurgaon ke naam par
Hari ke nagar god jila se mai aya monster
Go green 3 scars on the can, not sponsored
Par reference ke points bhi to chahye na rohan sir..

Punch marne ke liye knowledge chahiye
Ye rhyme ke liye bolta hai, koi nahin sahi hai!
Kaun se pool me hoti ball mu ke pas hai
Jaha jaw ke neeche hona cue ko chahiye..

Muh ko chahye rakhna band kuch cheezo mein
Racist hai ye zyada badtameez hu main
Kya hi khelu tere sath chhod!
Tu peeli ball hi chhupa dega ego mein..

Le photo frame ki kasam tujhe troll nahin kar rahe
Pool table pe maharaj makhaul nahin kar rahe
32 saal ke launde ka gameplay
Deewaro mein takkar hi lag rahi hai hole nahin mil rahe..

Kaan la raaz batau jaldi aa
Tera kat raha hai mat kar galtiyaan
Bat aayi raftaar pe to chalaki dekho
Khud peechhe ho gaye tujhe aage kar diya..

Bete se ho raha nahi comeback
Papa bhi hai duvidha me kaise lu ye c*m back?
Kaun aya wapas? Koi nahin!
Jalake kiya murder gaya mai redrum fenk..

Fake lable hai ankit aur dilin ka startup
Fact hai ye 4 ungli wala muh pe rehpat
Tera to kagazo pe naam tak nahin hai
Tu partner kaha se tu hai part time rapper..

Tere panne ragadu nikle karmo ka mael
Double penetration tabhi do rakhe l
Raftaar ne gaurav se pala nahi
Ankit ne pelne ko rakhi hai kalamkaar ki rakhael..

Gaane main fenku to hoti tabahi hai
Tedhi kalam vhale rapper tu nayi hai
Angreji rapper ki grammar hi galat
Aur english bhi stage(tedx) pe bol nahin payi ye..

Tu sellout hai tere jaise aur nahin chahiye
Rap ke liye honi beta soul bhi chahiye
Tera mor nahin banni to morni chahiye
2016 se hi bat maine bolni chahi hai..

Ke ye insecure hai man me inke chor hai
Khud pe nahin bharosa late milke zor hai
Na mere upar thi handi na muh par tha makhhan
Maakhanchor maine paap ki di matki fod hai..

Tere bas ki na
Ego sach bolne se peechhe hat gayi na?
Tu matki ka sara makhhaan kha gaya maakhanchor
Aww nandlala ki fat gayi kya?

Karunga nahin pehle dimag me dhar le
Dool pe tu bachega nahin bol ghar pe
Mere sath yahi dikkat hai maut tak ladunga
Aur tu photo leke khush neeche ghar ke..

Mil to leta upar tak aake
Ya main ghar pe hi nahi tha chal sach bata de
Respect karta hota to pink launde
Upar aake chhu ke jata per maa ke..

Aake mere block mein chhup ke yeh bach bach
Dhamkiyan dete par karte nahi touch wouch
Gaane mere gaate gaate mirchiyan bech
Dunga sabko asli masale main sach sach..

Pusi aas nibha rapper
Tu kya hi lega meri keh kar
Acetone ke kar jaake kulle
Aisi tone se koyi goonga bhi behtar..

I sleep well mattress pe rap karun palang tod
Pichhwade ki welding kara le ja wazan bahut
Tere munh pe main chaadar chadha ke
Tere gade phaad dunga ho gayi hai sharam bahut..

Zor laake tui da vi likhda tu whack
Ad nu chhad ke sahi ik vi nahin fact
3 bag rakhe full mere kol ne saboot
Oh baabe black sheep hunne ah kar check..

Gaane sadde very good saare vairi gur
Dur phitte muh tere lag pairi putt
Na cali na mohali mera delhi hood
Jithe meri thaan utte aundi meri saheli udd..

Chidi udd, kaa udd
Pinky udd, raa udd..

Abey lambi zuban wale medhak
Main duck nahin karta
Har line mein hai stand up
Uchhalta hi reh gaya hip hop mera
Par shaant baith battle nahin
Maharaj ki hai baithak..

Pal occupied krishna comedian main
You are out of the world tu alien hai
200 repaye lagaye insta ki photo pe
Tab se bench* mere saare million hai..

Zarurat nahin chhupane ki
Zurrat tum karo to aane ki
A21 phase dlf park drive
Best line hai yeh gaane ki..

Kala aur baazi hath se leke baazuon mein
Kalabaziyon mein halka hai tu tarazuon mein
Jab aapko kehde jo bina baat ke nahin naraaz hota
Beta woh maharaj hoon main..!