Aelaan Lyrics Muhfaad

Haan bhai bajj rahe hai
Haan bhai bajj rahe hai..
Abey saaley..

Aur pandu kya chal raha hai
Bhai bajj rahe hai
Aage se piche se lagg rahe hai
Kal chhati chaudi kari maine apno ki
Praja wale aaj muhfaad ke hass rahe hai..

Aur pandu kya chal raha hai
Bhai bajj rahe hai
Aage se piche se lag rahe hai
Kal chhati chaudi kari maine apno ki
Praja wale aaj muhfaad ke hass rahe hai..

Bas bhai daant dikhane se bach rahe hai
Maharaj bina smile ke bhi jach rahe hai
Chhat gaye bande ab saath mere apne hai
Ye beef karne aaye 5 bachhde hai
Kr$na hai myth jari karo janhit
Aata nahi wapis jo jata hai mit
Karu scene change deadbody karu lit
Tum karte raho diss deta jaunga main hits..

Duniya yeh usse yaad rakhe jo buniyaad rakhe
Marne ke hi baad sabke gunn yaad rakhe
Sakht launde kis baat ki akad hai tujhe?
Funsi bane nuniya to shoonya yaad rakhe
Main hun shoonya pe sawar zakir khan jaise
Pathar dil ki diwaaron pe kaan jaise
Naram dil fenke khoon meri body mein garam
Kalamaakr bhi marega artistaan jaise..

Jitna aag se kheloge failegi
Baaki sab samjhdaar hai
main bol chuka pehle bhi
Tum 5 ho to 10 baar marunga
Aadat bana lo tum sehane ki..

Naam ka wo pariwaar jo khandan pe pahuche
Lagwaunga jeebh se poche
Funsi pe chadhta nahin condom oye chothe
Abhi jaake talwon pe chadha lo moze
Ewein main thasse mein bhasade nahin karta
Bhashdun to kuchlu main masla nahin karta
Nastik main vastavik mein muhfaad
Kalakaar mera geeta kurane nahin padhta
Modd ke rakhun jeb mein inki haddiyan flexible
Zaleel aaj karunga par beizzati kal
Kalamkaar waale chaude jin facts pe
Ek ek ke muh mein aa jayenge testicles..

Main tera papa ka sudama aake per dho
Khoon karu saaf main hijama you are fair bro
Gora chitta launda hai tu pink color ka
Mera topa bhi hai same to same bro! high five!
Teri maar li gayi hai
Salah baap ko de wo bhi marley nahin hai
Bars se tu barbie! haar gayi!
Photo pe tere haar bhi!
Topi khud nahin utari wo utarani padi hai..

Ikk chhinal thhi
Shakal leke mr. kaul ki
Bolo hathi ghoda palaki
Jai ho Gourav pal ki..

Ikk chhinal thi
Shakal leke mr. kaul ki
Bolo hathi ghoda palki
Jai ho Gourav pal ki..

Hare kr$na harega raa
Are bhai bhai bhai yeh kya hua?
Hare kr$na harega raa
Are bhai bhai bhai yeh kya hua?
Hare krs$na harega raa
Are bhai bhai bhai ye kya hua?
Hare krs$na harega raa..

2019-20 ka farak hai facts ginau?
Raftaar emiway yaad dilau?
Pariwaar yeh gaya tha tab kahan?
Charo ko hipe mil gayi ho to sach main batau?
Bhai ke saath laga galat hua zyada
Par diss karne ka pehle tha nahin irada
Yeh baat to wo khud hi sambhal lenge
Bole muhfaad mere liye
koyi awaaz nahin uthata..

Maine socha career gaya bhaad mein
Image ki aisi taisi dekh lenge baad mein
Yun hi baat chali unke ghar pe mazaak mein
Haath dho le tu bhi bethi ganga mein sath mein
Jiske liye lada usne F nahin diya
Maine whatsapp pe massage jab tak nahin kiya
Narazgi thi kal aaj dil se afsos
Ke muhfaad ne bantai ko diss kyu kiya?

Aise kisi ko na topi pehnao
Chingari mile jahan aag lagao
Fokat ki hype hai yeh beef ka shagun
Sab mujhe bhi do aur baatein banao
Firse ab teamein yeh bant rahi hai
Inhe lage track pe aa rahi patri hai
Firse wahi galti na ho jaaye
Lene se pehle hi pata inhe chatri hai..

Maar ke girau line har baar hi brutal hai
Tootan mein baithe teri plate mein jhoothan hai
Naabhi mein paao ka anghoota fasa dunga
Punch mara iss baar belt se upar hai
Below the belt matlab personal ho jana
Freeverse ho ya gaana karu kill mai rozana
5 launde ikathhe yeh film dostana
Dekh ke ek dusre ke saath na so jana..

Inke baccho ki laar latak rahi hai
Bade boodho ki haddi chatak rahi hai
Mai bol ke marunga 6 chakke
Inki ball daalne se fatt rahi hai
Harjas saluja you are just a loser
Kar chugli nashediyon sang tu ja
Meri mard ki chhati main bolu mu pe
Girbaan mein jhank mujhe pasand nahin chu cha
Sanpo ko dhoodh pila
Wo denge badle mein moot gilas mein lassi ke
Khasega? khassi se?
Haathi mere saathi inki tarah maine
tujhe kabhi bandha nahin rassi se
Diss harjas tujhpe yeh jach raha nahin
Body 20 ki akal 16-17 ki
Bin painde ke lote abey mote
Thi ankit ki dhamki wo khatra nahin..

Fookte to sab hai aur fookna bhi chahiye
Neech harkato pe thookana bhi chahiye
Harjas ne mujhe diss kiya kyu?
Shayad mujhe iska bhi proof dena chaiye..

Underpresser hai khiladi captain ne hai maari
Usne apne hi player ko dhamki de maari
You are dead agar muhfaad se dosti rakhega
#fixedmatch hai meri jeet ki taiyaari..

Manbhudhiyon ka gyani tu softy sandhu
Gourav bole peeche ho jao saare pandu
So ke barabar akela hun main
maa ki kokh se hi faila mera khauf hai ga*du..
(are bhai bhai gaali nahin..)

Khane wala ho deserving to gaali bhi jachti
Muhawara hai ek haath se taali nahin bajti
Tum khake plate mein chhed karke khush..
Main khane pe aaunga to thali nahin bachti..

Main to bhara pada hu bolo khokla kaise?
Doge kitno ko rokda paise?
Sach mere saath jau baukhla kaise?
Gala mera ek bolo dogla kaise?

Jeete ji dilo mein maharaj amar mile
Chahe bhanwar uthe
Dharti kaanpe, kabar hile
Paraja ke hote mujhko khauf nahin kisi ka
Nakar dena meri maut ki jhoothi khabar mile..!