Achi Maza Aayi Lyrics Dino James

Tere sang jo beete din
Baby whenever I think
Nahi clean hoti ye mujhse
Gandi ye meri ghin

Sochta hoon jab unko
Kosta hoon main khudko
Wo saari yadein mujhko
Karti rahti hai ping

Sab kahte thhe kya ho gaya bear
Karte bas chutiyape ke
Khaati rahti thi har pal
Mujhe insecurity

Wo tera handsome sa dost
Hadd se zyada hi tha close
Soch ke mujhko hoti thi
Patli patli tatti

Kitni ki maine khud se fight
Values se kiya maine compromise
Kuch bhi kar lun meri jaan
Tera bharta hi nahi tha pet

Kitte sacrifices ki
Par kutti ko bachane ki
Bhott zyada tujhse pyar kiya
Bas ye kardi mistake

Jo time diya maine tujhpe phoonk
Karta agar main usko use
Clear hojata mera IIM & IIT

Mill jaata chhota sa job
Jaise NASA mein koi Astronaut
Jail mein bhi hota toh
Ab tak ho jaata bari

Now I’m everywhere on YouTube
Burn baby khoob tu
Ek saying hai ki saana kauwa
Khaata hai bas guu

Now why don’t love you and your gu
Usi ko khaake kosa muh
Bahu jo Dino ne kaha tha
Ho gaya hai wo true

Ab bhi jab karta hoon drink
Thodi ho jaati rimjhim
Light karke dim yaad karta hoon
Wo chutiyape ke din

Kitna deadly tha wo pain
Now you’re experiencing same
Pagal hoke naachta hoon
And this is what I sing

Achi maza aayi, achi maza aayi
Teri jaisiyo ke saath aisa hi hona tha
Achi maza aayi, achi maza aayi
Aisa hoga iski pehle se thi aashanka (x2)

Jaane kya tha apne beech
20-20 second mein kich kich
Tere pass tha miss mujhe
On-Off karne ka switch

FB pe tere diss mein pics
Daaru ke sip laundo ko kiss
You bitch Lipstick
Ghis ghis ke guest list ni kardi miss

Waise hi thi tu khatarnaak
Baap re baap aur tera past
Ghoomti rahti thi baatein
Ye saari saari raat

Wo bhi hug karta hoga
Tight di hogi usne love bytes
Paagal kiya karte the
Ye saare saare thoughts

Teri gadbad badkar dar par chadhkar
Gharkar phir badh badh kar further
Jaise gal kar bane har har star
Puncture kar deti hai

Mere ghar-var culture server circle
Chhal kar sabpar samdhar dharkar
Taskar jaise vulture tu far far
Banjar sab dharti hai

Phir gin gin ke Crocin, Disprin
Teen teen din nahi aana neend
Sink-in nahi hota hai
Kin kin ke ling you have seen

Roj soch ke dose mein tha behosh
Swapndosh mein tha madhosh
Main chutiya tha jo maan gaya
That you’re still a virgin (oops!)

Jingle bell, Jingle bell
Arre bhaad mein ja tu go to hell
Bata nahi sakta kitti mujhko
Ho rahi hai khushi

Baba-baba blacksheep
Dekho dekho sad bitch
Jo bhi thoda bahot hoon
Uski wajah hai tu hi

Ab jo teri haalat hai
Hoon main uski ek-matra wajah
Ro ro ke badi shiddat se
Yehi karta tha main pray

Bhagwan de isey saare dukh
Ho jaaye naist-o-nabood
Jaate ja meri jaana tu
Ye chorus to sun le

Achi maza aayi, achi maza aayi
Teri jaisiyo ke saath aisa hi hona tha
Achi maza aayi, achi maza aayi
Aisa hoga iski pehle se thi aashanka (x2)

Na hoti tu itni rude
Na hota ganda attitude
Agar bachpan mein mummy ne
Bas di hoti ek chamaat

Jab nahi rakh paate ho khayal
Na de pate ho acche sanskaar
Phir kisne kaha tha ki
Bhaiya kar lo parivaar

Ab jab rota hoon tujhe lekar
Leke tail aur tissue paper
Chup chup ke main ghut ghut ke
Nikal leta hoon dukh

Phir aata hai ye vichar
Hota kya hai saala pyar
Phir khud sudhbudh se shudh chud
Sa dikh jata hai truth

Tumhara character hai loose
Bas karna aata hai use
Batana chahta hoon tumko main
Aaj ye breaking news

Tumhari ye jo harkat hai
Wo dekh ke baby I’m asure
Bahut kam fark hota hai
Between you guys and bazaarus

Ja karde case ab court mein
Bahaut aayengi support mein
Hain aajkal ka ye trend
Aur government bhi to hai friend

Par jis ladke se puchoge
He’ll have only one think to say
Aaj sabse jyada need hai
Empowerment for Men!

Dekho meri to hai ye advice
Why don’t you go out of side
Thodi to dharti se atleast
Kam ho jaaye gand

Manaaunga jaane ka gham
Aankhe bhi kar lunga namm
Aur rote rote ye gungunayega mera man
(Hey Ram)

Achi maza aayi, achi maza aayi
Teri jaisiyo ke saath aisa hi hona tha
Achi maza aayi, achi maza aayi
Aisa hoga iski pehle se thi aashanka

Achi maza aayi, achi maza aayi
Aauu..;(
Achi maza aayi, Achi maza aayi
Hahahaha…

Achi maza aayi
Achi maza aayi…