Kaleshi Chori Lyrics DG IMMORTALS

Chori tu ghani tez ho rahi hai

Gaadi 200 paar race ho rahi hai
Aaj barish badi tez ho rahi hai
Bach ke tu jayegi kahan
Madam gadi teri chase ho rahi hai

Tu kand karwave, tu kalesh chori hai
Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai
Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai
Humein dekh ke kyun saanse teri tez ho rahi hai

Gadi te dekhaya manne namak chori dekh gayi chamak
Break tap khadi ho gayi jam ho gayi poori sadak
Chori hai tu thodi chatak poori daru jave gatak
Maa ki su khati katak dekh ho gayi tane bhadak

Mai kha maan jana nas karwavegi ke
Gadi ke tyre'an ke niche ek aadha dabavegi ke
Maut ka saaman lera ghoda dabwavegi ke
Paap karwake 302 lagwavegi ke

Pehle line maaru phir tujhpe line maarun
Main fakeer hun har job ko resign maarun
Teri body chal rahi sar pe tere wine dalun
Tere dil main likhun nam teri chati pe main sign marun

Rap karte hai hum r*pe nahi karte
Tujhe dara hua aise hum dekh nahi sakte
Dil fenkte bagg ke issme break nahi lagte
Tu aur meri gadi donu thukni ek hi waqt pe

Gadi 200 par race ho rahi hai
Ajj barish badi tez ho rahi hai
Bachke tu jayegi kahan
Madam gadi teri chase ho rahi hai

Tu kaand karwave tu kalesh chhori hai
Tu kaand karwave tu kalesh chhori hai
Tu kaand karwave tu kalesh chhori hai
Humein dekh ke kyun sanse teri tez ho rahi hai

Mila na meri aankh se aakh gaadi se gaadi bhida de
Chadha ri aankh aur naak gale pe ittar lagake
Manne dikhave tevar phir seater batave
Delhi ke mai-baap iski maa ki lele jo chahve

Ghumenge liqur chadhake dhuwein mein fikar udaake
Tezi mein woofer bajaake, maarenge niche jhukaake
Le lenge jaan teri haste haste raat bitaake
Chhod de chhaap road husan kasam apni dilaake

Mere baare chhore karte baat tere shehar ke
Humse pehal the na baap tere shehar ke
Tujhe roke bina aaj toh na thehar te
Tu bhi jaane hum hain nawab tere shehar ke

Mujhe aise taadke garmi tu seene main utaar gayi
Maar gayi, tere saath todni hai char paayi
Tere yaar kayi, maane mujhe star kayi
Mera har din weekend par kare ravivar nayi

Mere pass score paanch, aake baith
Mere pass ka round tere toll pass baithi paanch
Ghar ke paas plot paanch, aage paanch tere jaisi peeche paanch
Tere pe udaoon tere car peeche chale paanch
Aage uske zero paanch, paanch! Paanch! Paanch!
Tedi tedi dekhe chhori ke luka rahi hai

Gadi 200 paar race ho rahi hai
Ajj barish badi tez ho rahi hai
Bach ke tu jayegi kahan
Madam gadi teri chase ho rahi hai

Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai
Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai
Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai
Humein dekh ke kyun sanse teri tez ho rahi hai